The Hills 3: SEASON FINALE

Season Finale? What? So soon? PLEASE tell me this means there will be an inferno/dual/freshmeat/re/rr challenge coming soon to save me from the monotony of my work week. PLEASE.

Again? Paris! With KIMBALL!?
Yes! And there will be celebrity children, and authentic royalty there! And you could become a Princess! Sucks Lauren can't be your plus one...Lisa Love so hateful!

I feel like I am in a relationship with a 5 year old
Well Heidi, you are. And you did give up everything for him. And that makes you a chump. Also, why does your friend Kimberly all of a sudden look like a 50 year old Katie Holmes. And why is Maroon 5 playing acoustic int he background? That's not necessary.

You will ALWAYS be the girl who didn't go to Paris
Fact. Here's an idea- quit Teen Vogue. That'll teach Lisa Love. And yes, Jason is stupid.

She left
and by "she left" I mean she's hiding from you. Hey Spencer, you probably should have checked the parking lot. Remember from when you said, "sweet my answer is get out of my car". Oh back in the day when all the spencerheidi troubles were fabricated pregnancy scares?

You're going to Paris
WHOOO HOOOO! Finally! But you won't be a princess. oh GOD. Lisa Love ran away from home at 15? To go to Paris? Pardon? That's like the most privileged crazy confession I have ever heard in my life.

Also
Brody is still a whiny baby. A sexy whiny baby.

When are you coming back?
no answer. Heidi don't be overdramatic. "I need some space" is so unnecessarily vague.

Lauren is going to Paris for all of 3 days and needs THAT many shoes? Really? God. Oh, hey Brody. Didn't he and Whitney make out that one time? That's what I thought. Brody, this is NOT that deep. It's a weekend trip. You must chill.

Well that was disappointing. Unless I missed something in that godawful aftershow. If so, please discuss.

xoxo

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