MORE GAUNTLET III

two weeks worth let's go

Note: There is a strange amount of whispering going on. Since when does anyone on RR or RW know how to whisper? I actually think that when you sign the release forms to be on these shows you also sign away your ability to "filter verbal diarrhea" or "speak in indoor voice"

MJ is the Rookie replacement? Gross. He has so much hair. and is sunburned like a lobster. and is a BABY DADDY? jesus. this is what happens post RW, people.

PUSH IT (real good)
I love challenges that involve people moving impossibly heavy objects. like tanks. or beth.

Melinda's balls are going to the wall. That is a traumatic mental image.
And MJ is going to give himself a ginormo hernia. have fun with that, dude.

Isn't it funny how stupid white people look when they get sunburned?

Evan is my boyfriend because he is beautiful and also full of smarts. which is weird because he is a Canadian hockey player, but i am not gonna ask questions.

Oh god. Melinda got whacked in the head with a board. Danny will DESTROY that board. and then the board will probably punch him in the face and break his eye.

I still... don't really understand this whole gauntlet picking process. remember back in the day when losers were determined by performance?

Poor Jillian. Frank loves boning her. So much. Lord. Back to the Gauntlet, Jillian. Best of luck to you. ooooooh bye Janelle.

Well Rookies. You are down a million. If I liked you guys I would probably feel some sort of emotion right now.

Challenge: "Jump off the plank into the water"
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHAH remember that time Casey freaked the F out in fresh meat? Did you feed baby casey today? did you? Coral... might actually destroy her.

This challenge is funny. and looks like it hurts a lot on your sunburn, ladies.
Ugh, Kenny shut up you are awful. And Erik is a giant.

And Veterans win again. HOORAY!!!

Frank and Zach in the Gauntlet. Who is Zach? Where did he come from? Have we ever seen him before? OHHHHHHH he was the cauliflower head wasn't he. That scalp looks really burned, buddy. I think my favorite part of this is how Frank illustrates Jillian's claims of how "intelligent" he is by wearing his glasses for this Gauntlet. Farewell Zach.

And again with the whispering, gentlemen. I love you Evan but Kenny is... intolerable. Destroy him and keep Coral. Please. PLEASE. oh throwing missions is awesome.

AND ANOTHER ONE!!!

Imagine, if you will, the final group if Evan is left to his own devices.
CT (destroys stuff)
Danny (destroys others and himself)
Evan (i love him, so no smack talk here)
Kenny (UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH)
Brad (why I left Boston)

Wow. Katie. Love it. Let out that rage. LET IT OUT BABY.

Challenge: Some Mayan Replica Shit
So here's the thing. The Mayans were super smart. these chumps, not so much. God i want pizza.

Whoa. MJ's face. is so red. this is. yow. It's like MTV only bought them booze and no sunscreen.

Rookies win. But the Veterans planned that. So. I guess the Veterans actually win again.

CORAL in the Gauntlet? I hate you guys. And... she will actually eat your head off, Kenny. And then feed you to Baby Casey. If Coral loses this, I will cry. cry cry cry. Oh good. Bye Beth. It had to happen.

Blech. Paula. Who would want to make out with her? SEE I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER. it's about people being gross as individuals, not about their sexuality. It's about how bunk you are in the face, mostly. And if you wipe your vagina on national television or cry about your eating disorder and go crazy town and look like Tonya Harding.

Challenge: Bootleg version of that swinging pendulum thing from American Gladiators

Oh Kenny and Evan. This is what happens when you talk smack and throw missions. you fail. and then you fall.

wahwah I am getting bored. some dudes I don't really recognize are gonna play sliders. Sweet. Ok some big guy that makes out with Paula is going home. UGH. so sunburned. all of you.

NEXT WEEK (tomorrow):
you guys get buried alive. and cat fight. GO!