Gauntlet III

Last Week: Some huge guy went home and Katie had a rage blackout

um. Brad? I could have gone with not seeing him this season. and not hearing him. his eyes are GINORMO jesus. Cha says he is the shade of burnt leather. i say that's better than lobster.

Melinda and Danny are fighting. Oh wah. How are they not married yet? there's been like 4 seasons of RW since them, and that episode where they get engaged on tv in central park was like 2 years ago...

Challenge: Sumo Wrestling with Pole
haha. can't throw the challenge, Kenny.

Frank and his hussy are fighting. Wow so many lovers quarrels! Being on TV is so hard and stressful.

Double Veteran Win. I am glad the guys couldn't figure out a way to throw this mission without it being totally obvious. need i mention that since the girls keep winning their heats... is it really necessary to throw missions to get rid of them?

Cha likes it when babycasey talks like she is smart and has a lot of strategery. I like it when Ev goes into roid rage.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH DANNY. your lady is going in. too bad there's no board to beat her in the face again. Yea, Casey. This ain't the love boat. hahhahaha Melinda is pissed. Looks like someone won't be getting laid tonight. but Melinda WILL back stab every single last one of you.

This is the GAUNTLET. it's not ABOUT fairness, dude i don't know. Jillian can go in again for the 4th time who cares. Send in her superbest friend Johanna that'll be hilarious. except. there's tori. weird. AND SHE REFUSES TO COMPETE. BECAUSE IT HAS GOTTEN TOO UGLY. hilarious. now danny and melinda can be 2gether 4eva. Except... wait. Brad convinces her to stay! Way to go Brad. Since Tori, you know, has it together upstairs, I am sure she will reign supreme. AND SHE DOES. hahhahaha

Danny has never been prouder of Melinda than he is at this moment. That makes me sad. For both of you. Let's all just know that there is no one that Melinda will be more happier spending the rest of her life with.

Looking at the rookies DISGUSTS Tori. I sort of wish we had gotten to see Melinda backstab them all. I am not really sure what that would look like but I bet it would have been blood and incredible.

oh Johanna vs. Danny. They both like getting black out drunk. and yelling. but he hits stuff more than she does. Danny---- whoa. did you just make a racial fueled insult? Wow. I would also be more happier spending my life with you.

Jillian and Tori. Who is more immature? Can't tell the difference, don't know who either of them are. But yes, let's go right now. but not in a brawl. in an extra gauntlet. go get TJ tell him to get the spinny wheel thing because it is ON biatch.

Challenge: Bury you alive and then you lose your shit
so... there are 14 veterans and 8 rookies. remember back in the day when they used to even things out? yea. not anymore. So weird. Turns out no one is really interested in getting buried alive and everyone has a horrific fear of dying underground. how strange.

this challenge is HILARIOUS. I can't even really comment because i am too busy laughing. laughing my sweet ass off. if the veterans can get everyone out before the rookies i will laugh even harder. oooohhhh and i'm laughing. so hard.

I wish Tonya has here. sigh. And why is Frank in booty shorts? and Frank v MJ? hahahhahaahhahahahha love it. Playing "Ankle Breaker". That sounds like... a great way to end up in hip replacement surgery. Or tear out your MCL. I wonder if they tested this on humans before putting it up on the spinny wheel. except. wait. what. frank won? how? Probably because grinding against the sand with that sunburn killed him.

Next Week: roll up in this blanket like a burrito and log roll in the sand. and fall off a ladder. wamp wamp.