Gauntlet III

Throwing it all away
It's weird that Ev wants to throw the challenge. But since she's a crazy person I'll let this one go this time...CORAL however...I see a rage blackout on the horizon.

Here's the thing. If Coral and Katie get mad enough I am pretty sure they could destroy anyone/thing foolish enough to get in their path. Remember that time Katie had to walk a treadmill for like 50 hours and then start smoking because she was bored? Or when Coral had to endure living in a house with the Miz for 5 months? Yea. Case in point, people.

Challenge: Falling off Tall Stuff. Again.
Again with the Vespa. This was a cool thing to have when you were in college and really lazy. None of these idiots have a college campus for to vroom across, nor is a schwinn awesome.

This is hilarious. It's like Baby Casey's ultimate nightmare. Whoa Adam is like a freaky climbing machine. And Tori is a big baby. I bet those flags take awful. Haha, Rachel. She must have been way more hardcore at war. WHOA Katie will KILL you for throwing this mission, CT. and I will enjoy watching. Going to the Gauntlet clearly makes more sense than getting on a plank.

Rookies win. Finally. And decide to protect Katie. Hilarious. And sending in Ev. But will the veterans send in Coral???? YO, she is 29. That's like ANCIENT in Real World years. Well she's a grown ass woman and is gonna F her team as hard as she can. I like going out swinging, well played Coral. As much fun as wrestling with Ev's roid rage hurricane head would have been, I think you made the right call. Send in Casey! Send in Casey! Oh but she's crying. And Robin too! This is so touching! Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh. hahhahah "Get a real job, lady". Hilarious. But watch it Casey sounds like Ev totes wants to make out later.

Quack Quack Ball Brawl Bye Casey Big Loss.
WHY are we giving Ev airtime? And what did we not see about Coral that has everyone's panties all in a twist? Someone who watches these aftershow and online things please explain.

Anyone else think these episodes are seemingly endless?

Oh Kenny. This is why it doesn't pay to wrestle naked with your friends. Idiot. Frank is always injuring th people around him. Remember that ridiculous Las Vegas reunion? Ugh.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEW EPISODES OF THE HILLS THANK YOU GOD THANK YOU JESUS

Kenny. STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW PRETTY YOU THINK YOU ARE. IT IS FALSE. GAH.

Challenge: Seemingly Racist Log Roll
Again with the challenges in uneven numbers. I am going to roll you up like a burrito. And cover you with Mole sauce. Hahahhaha getting rolled over by Erik has got to be awesome. This is a ridiculous challenge. There must be some serious budget cuts to have to lay off the guy who was the challenge engineer.

Veterans win. Again. It's sort of impossible to believe this. Hate to break it to you here Ryan but I think you are screwed either way, here. Ram it Home. That sounds sexy. Have fun with that, gentlemen. Nehemiah is a beefcake so he wins duh. Bye Ryan.

Frank. Calling your opponents "shabby" and proclaiming there is "no way they can beat us" is just fate's cue to make the season finale into an underdog victory. Have you never seen Little Giants/Mighty Ducks/Heavyweights?

Robin... you used to dance on bars at Coyote Ugly. Thus you should not judge.

Next week: Some stuff happens, probably. Not sure cuz my DVR cut off the previews. Readers, fill me in.