Run's House! It's back! HOORAY!!!
Run and Justine are publishing a book about parenting. I guess that clears up why the show's gotten so preachy. I'm ok with that. How Cosby of them. But really, I might buy a copy for every parent I see this year. Like, every time I put your kid on long term suspension, you get a copy of this bad boy. I should really see if I can get like a bulk discount or something.
These kids. are. You know I don't like to talk smack about Run, etc. but these children are ridiculous. I want my own clothing line, and sneaker company, and magazine, and you know what it won't matter that they aren't even that popular I just want them so that I can tell people that I have them. Please, Daddy? PLEASE?! Do you think Run claims his entrepreneur children on his taxes, or does he make them file their own. HA. You know what, these kids deserve every chapter about their embarrassing personal secrets.
What are you, 13?
Honestly, I thought Diggy was like, 9. I actually think he IS 9, just small for his age. If you are a grown ass man, working for Russell Simmons, do you really think it would be like a reasonable pastime to shoot down a 7 year old child? I guess I can agree with that. I'd probably do that too. Whoa. You gotta take the swears out, Russell Sr. How has no one ever explained to this man that he curses far too much for really anyone, except maybe pirates and also me while bombed and schooling you at Beirut.
Pharrell. Is... my boyfriend. No, but really. We met on 93rd and Lex. The year was 2003. It was Fall in New York City. What a beautiful moment. By "met" I mean, I saw his tour bus and I tried to get on it. Apparently it was "locked" probably to keep the "stalkers and hobos" out. Whatevs.
OMG HILLS AD!!!!!!!! CAN NOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!
Russy. Shut it.
What's worse? Being the youngest child or an only child? Which ones come out crazier? Guess it doesn't really matter as Run's entire brood proceeded to go nuts and bust into the silent recording session. Gah. It's a little too early in this season for me to be annoyed. Here's an idea. How about Angela and Vanessa aren't on the show anymore, ever. And maybe we can just follow Russy around and watch him do ridiculous stuff? Sound like a plan, MTV?
Thanks.
Love always,
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Run's House: Age Against the Machine
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who is younger, diggy or the malnourished chinese gymnasts with baby teeth?
hills is love. rev phoebe.
well i dont know
does russy still have his BABY TEETH???????
actually that would be a sweet episode. i could get behind that.
It's coverage like this that makes me wish Twentyfourseven and Maui Fever were still on. Well done GBITN.
ok, mauifever was the prematurely pregnant red headed step-child of newport harbor. absolute fact. some trash works and some trash needs to be picked up curb-side.
dear hills,
can you start now? i want to feel the rain on my face.
thanks.
sincerely,
phoebe
Phoebe -
I think you may have a faulty memory. Here is some evidence:
Exhibit A - you obviously don't remember how great Maui Fever was
Exhibit B - it's rain on your skin, not face.
It's OK, I help because I love.
it's my co-blog and i'll say face if i want to.
the maui fever stint was a schliz infused one night stand complete with a pull-n-pray. everyone that ever watched it should be checked for std's. a minute is all it takes.
I love it when you talk about pull-n-pray. Is it getting hot in here?
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