Again. I am wishing that Exiled featured biatches from Jake's glory days covering Sweet 16. Comic. Gold.
"Oh My God"
So from what I can gather, Ava is a spoiled brat, possibly in college studying "global studies" (?!). But still living at home and getting her parents to pay her bills? The best part of this show is the intro intervention. Like everyone you know pulling you into a room to tell you what a brat you are and how much you suck. love. it.
Ava be goin to the jungles of Thailand. Holla! AGAIN WITH THE IMMUNIZATIONS PEOPLE. you.will.get.malaria.it.will.suck.dot.com.
Ava: "Are there a lot of bugs?"
famous last words baby
"What do I take?"
Ava's packing list for jungles of Thialand:
- white lace blouse
- blowdrier
- flat iron
- stilletos
- coats. several.
um. here's the thing about the jungle...
and you major in "global studies"? does that not include GEOGRAPHY CLASS?
sidenote: is anyone else deeply troubled by kid rock being EVERYWHERE? At least Mario Lopez is attractive. and has killer abs. and gorgeous dimples. and shaves. and loves hair gel.
"Are these your pigs?"
Thailand looks awesome. Also these people are lovely. and friendly. so what if there are pigs everywhere. HER SUITCASE BROKE THEIR FLOOR. they are surprisingly not concerned.
Yea, Ava. Sleeping in the mosquito nets is BETTER than sleeping outside the mosquito nets. Again with the malaria...
"If you are lazy you have nothing to eat"
I am loving this Thai host. She is awesome. These are words to live by. TAKE A PAGE FROM HER BOOK, AVA. God being an American is HARD. "in Beverly Hills we don't have farms". Jesus. Thank you Thai chick for not letting Ava pull a fast one on you about the chicken.
The biggest poo in all the land
oh. yes. she just told you to shut up. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT? do NOT get nasty. You're the one that doesn't want to pick up the elephant poop.
How long are they Exiled?
I have a theory. That your term on Exiled is totally dependent on how long it takes you to have an emotional breakdown and stop being an ass. I am pretty sure that if you are a douche for 3 weeks, you're gonna be there til you change your 'tude.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEED THE ISLAND SO BAD SO BAD SO BAD SO BAD SO BAD
September 10th can not come soon enough
"I wish to visit you in Beverly Hills"
Honey, I certainly hope you never go to Beverly Hills to see Ava in all her glory. In fact I hope MTV pays you in cash the airfare cost, at fuel premium prices, on top of whatever they gave you up put up with her stupid ass for undisclosedamountoftime.
Quote Cheeseburgers: "this is offensive to people of color everywhere".
fact.
Next Week: FROZEN TUNDRA
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
EXILED: Ava
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Anyone notice Ava's nosejob?
The MTV producers went all the way to Thailand and did not even film the Thai Culture. The Thai culture are of Malayan ancestry, wear sarongs and live in grass huts. The MTV producers just went with their cameras swinging and were obviously just as clueless about the country they were going to. The Karen tribe crossed the borders and are immigrants to Thailand and learn to build grass huts from the Thai culture. That’s like sending Ladee to live with a Mexican girl who’s family crossed the border to the U.S. dropping her off in east Los Angeles and saying that this is how all Americans live. All MTV had to do was drop Ava on Skid Row in Downtown Los Angeles where all the homeless Americans live in card board boxes to see real life. Skid Row is only 1 hour from Beverly hills. They did not even have to fly Ava to another country. All they had to do was drive her down the street to the other side of town. Why didn't the Ava's family send her to Iran where they immigrated from. The parents still have an Iranian accent. Were they to ashame of their own culture? I know that alot of Iranins live in mud sand houses and I'm sure that the black head to toe covered robes that the women have to wear does not made by Gucci, Prade or Louis Vuitton.
uh i dont think theyre iranian honey, yes they have accents but her mom is saudi arabian, please dont assume, it shows ur total lack of knowledge
Who Is The Song When She Go To The Airport????
Sorry For English But I'M iTALIAN
yes whats the last song..all I catched was "darling"
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