Making the Band 4 (?)

wtf
frankly, i am totally confused. I THOUGHT making the band was... over. apparently I was wrong. I also thought that the next making the band would feature... a new group of people. i was wrong. again.

the reason I stopped watching this show was
a. it doesn't make sense
b. diddy fired Laurie Ann.

Firing Laurie Ann is INSANE. why would you boom kat fire the only awesome person to ever be on this show. Yes, I am ignoring you, Aubry O'Day.

But then, ridiculous ads started airing for MTB4... with LAURIE ANN. so i had to DVR it.

and here we go
uh.... Donnie has a new CD. a solo album. wasn't the name of last season making the BAND? the dudes that walked all 5 boroughs and got pneumonia are STILL training? with Ankh Ra? Vocal Guru? I think Aubrey and those hussies are around, probably crying, somewhere.

there they are!
remember how all the songs Dannity Kane was supposed to drop were released by other artists? Like Xtina? and were way better than dannity ever did it? whoa. WHOA. is this a rehearsal... or a striptease? I. might. vomit. as puffy sits there as a "proud poppa". ughhhhhhh.

we run the streets
Ebony and Ivory? Really? Really? Aubrey O'day and D Woods. you are ridic. actually i think i just decided what i am doing this weekend. finding these hussies and taking shots with them. you in, RealesTalk?

I can't even walk in the mall no more
I guess that really is a mark of fame. what mall are we talking about? i couldn't pick any of these chumps out of a lineup with the G's to Gents, except maybe the one that used to be fat. and Donnie cuz he looks like a new kid. I bet he is PISSED NKOTB are reuniting and stealing his thunder.

BOOM! KAT!
you are late. Laurie Ann does not play like that.
For being late, and not getting the dance on your first try, Laurie Ann is going to make your life a living hell. This i promise you.

this show is an hour? that's just ridiculous.

that's a tantrum
so we are apparently 7 days from the show... and Brian is playin like a child. Here's the thing about Laurie Ann. she. will. end. your. life. do NOT disrespect her. unless you like being dead.
dear brian,
get over it.
love,
the band that was made who has a name that is not at all memorable

p.s. thanks for leaving us with the eternal question of "what are we gonna do without Laurie Ann?". these dudes look about as scared, confused, and distraught as i did when she was fired last season.

"it's not about brian it's about the band"
fact brian. there is nothing to keep a band of brothers (literally) together than a conflict with Laurie Ann and sweating it out to some R & B. Stay humble. it's the key to success.